This Is Why

I think the reason I try so hard to get better and be good at what I do and hopefully, eventually, be the best is because one day, when a meteor is heading towards the earth and all of humanity is panicking and the President of the United States calls for all the best of the artists and great thinkers and orators and all of that to be put in the special underground bunkers specifically designed and stocked up for just such a disaster,  before they hold a lottery for everyone else, I want to be called to go to the underground artist hideout to ride out the impact.

Cause I've never played the lottery in my life and I don't like my chances otherwise.